1. Oops! ~ 2. I think it’s stuck! ~ 3. Oh come on.. It’s not so bad. 4 out of ten people come out alive. ~ 4. Which one do I cut first, the maroon-ish one or that beige one? ~ 5. What’s that moving over there? ~ 6. I wonder what ‘that’ does. ~ [...]
So here goes, a list of some of the things I don’t want to see in the next year: ~ ~Reality shows- Oh for God’s sake I DO NOT care about thirty people screaming about, and sleeping around, locked in a house. I DO NOT want to see women who forgot where there lips are [...]
1. Start talking to him as if you were 5 people in the same body. ~ 2. Start selling him your fridge, computer or TV. ~ 3. Tell him that you’ll only talk to him if he promises to marry you or else you’ll kill yourself. ~ 4. Say you got a sex-change, and he’s [...]
You know you’re a normal human being in the 2000s when: 1.You complain about almost everything from being jobless to being overworked. 2.You have this one (or more) unattainable thing that you’ll always lust for. 3.You have that one (or more) relative(s) that you just can’t stand. 4.You hate going to the dentist. 5.You are [...]
I have been trying to keep a positive attitude ever since the Common Wealth Games ’10 preparations (if we must call it that) started. And I still am trying my best to (In case you can’t see, I am saying that with a straight face). Kalmadi may have pocketed every penny of the taxpayers’ money [...]
